Bruce Almighty (2003)

"No matter how filthy something gets, you can always clean it right up."
-God

"Bruce:What if I need you? What if I have questions?

God:That's your problem, Bruce. That's everybody's problem. You keep looking up."

"Parting your soup is not a miracle Bruce, it's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs, and still finds time to take her son to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says "no" to drugs and "yes" to an education, that's a miracle. People want me to do everything for them. What they don't realize is *they* have the power. You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle."

-God